Nolan has Batman as all ninja, no detective, so the fact that they’re leaning into that at all makes it pretty different.

This is actually kind of tragic. Now that the fawn has the smell of the Browns on it, it’s mother will reject it and it will end up dead.

If only he had something that he could have thrown to hit the intruder, and that would then return to him, so he didn’t need to run

Hard to imagine an article with “nude photos” and “BBC” in it could end so disappointingly.  

Japan has baseball park safety on lock down. I’m not sure if America would ever want to go that far.

If he’s a “supervillain” he needs a Supervillain name, like “Train Backdoor Bandit” 

Supervillain?  Give me a brake.  He’s an asshole.

Serious question for those who do:
Why do people watch ESPN for anything other than live events?

It’s back to accounts receivin’ on the street!

it’s not, though! berkeley man explains it, and he’s smarter than both of us!

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

Thank you for your service. 

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

Another anecdote from the book is that the caddies at one of the clubs Trump belonged to grew so accustomed to him kicking his ball onto fairways that they nicknamed him “Pele.”

Yep, I saw the sketch LOL. It did incorporate that one concept of white women calling the manager that has been a running joke for years. So wait ... you mean the same concept CAN’T be done over and over again in Hollywood? HWHAT??? O_O

“I better use Tic-Tac just in case I start kiss her. You know I automatically attract to beautiful—I just start kiss them. It like magnet. Just kiss. I don’t wait even. And when you star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

I think he’s one of those people who sounds smart and reasonable until you hear him talk about something you’re an expert on. Then he sounds so uneducated that it makes you wonder about everything else he’s said.

Of course Fallon knows who Lebron James is.