Either that, or I’m a cytopathologist who recognizes that cutting funding to Planned Parenthood has consequences beyond fewer abortions.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

“neener neener neener im on public property you cant call the police” is basically putting your hand right in someones face and saying “not touching you, cant get mad”

The proper way to get Goldman Sachs management’s attention is for each protester to buy one share of GS and attend the annual shareholders meeting. By law, the shareholders have a right to attend the meeting and the Board of Directors have to address any grievances from shareholders even if they hold one share. If…

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

Right? “Hey I screamed horrible things at these people. Why can’t they try to engage me in a reasonable conversation?”

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

Too soon?

Thank me later.

Lesson learned about posting without re-reading for clarity. My grandfather was *absolutely* racist, and I would never defend him from that charge. The point I was trying to make was that he (and Bobby Bowden, I imagine) was more complicated than I would have given them credit for, before this event at his funeral.

If you compare the voluntary playing of college football to slavery, you may need to go back and watch “Roots” again.

This is a parable that echoes how I felt watching these videos. I was geared up for some pretty serious old-guy racism, and got some relatively milquetoast old-guy racism. While I’m sure he had some pretty backward perspectives on things, this doesn’t seem like a horrible person. Hell, he even had the sense to say he…

My grandfather was a good-ole-boy, and used to help Bobby with recruiting in South Florida back in the 1980s. He’d be tasked with taking out a young black kid, buying him a bunch of clothes, shoes, and groceries for the family, helping solve any money problems the family had, that sort of thing.

Dude stepped off the defender. Bogus dunk. Still cool though.

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

So, Earth 2 is a nightmare snake world.