topical and pandery 

He looks like the last clone from Multipicty if Bill Maher had landed Keaton’s role.

A real American would know that.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Hey, now. The Bills are more mediocre-ass than sorry-ass this season.

I still make a painful noise every time I see Lamarcus Aldridge.

Sixers gave up on Michael Carter-Williams

He “wrote” three episodes of The Simpsons in 1991-1993. One of those episodes is great. One is good. One is OK. He probably wrote the line “I call the big one, Bitey.” These are good things that bring me joy as someone who loves The Simpsons Seasons 2-9 1/2ish and Conan. But writing three episodes of TV in the early…

Of course not, but you are not trying to produce click bait.

circle jerk!!!!!!!!!!

this reaction to this joke is why democrats lost the election

What’s it called? Also, I’m hesitant to judge. Movies can get changed a lot.

it was a good joke

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

You wager before you know the question.

You crazy kids today with your silly threes.

I’m too old to want to do this anymore, but if I were in my 20s I’d head to the Gingerman Tavern a couple hours before the game to get a seat and watch the game with a whole bunch of like minded fans living and dying with each pitch just like me. People have waited entire lifetimes for this moment, they’re going to…

Too smart for pimetime? I don’t think so. Big Bang thrives in primetime and that show is about science guys.

Durant is probably a better shooter from distance tho.

I dunno, KD is kind of antithesis of San Antonio basketball, where as KL is the definition. Watch some basketball and you’ll see.