you’re the larry the cable guy of deadspin commenting, I hate accidentally reading your quips. where did mattingly’s sidburns go?

topical and pandery 

fuck, using good olive oil and kosher salt isn’t pretentious, it’s critical.

Meh, there is a difference between reporting and journalism. A deadspin piece on shitty journalism, great stuff, super meta, it’s like a fucking Escher painting.

if your target demographic is fat men, it kind of makes sense.

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it really is, ask Stamkos, he will confirm my claim and yours

or Toronto or Montreal or New York or Chicago or Boston. Low key sunbelt teams are ideal, no pressure, great weather.

circle jerk!!!!!!!!!!

Plus one for effort.

Too smart for pimetime? I don’t think so. Big Bang thrives in primetime and that show is about science guys.

Durant is probably a better shooter from distance tho.

I dunno, KD is kind of antithesis of San Antonio basketball, where as KL is the definition. Watch some basketball and you’ll see.

Your disturbingly inaccurate take on the Pistons (“They’re not bad!”) forces me discredit this entire impressively long write up. That team is absolutely abysmal. Not a shooter in the bunch.