Have you played Obduction?

Penis sleeve.....Im constantly surprised by the things Ive never heard of.  Men....your two best assets are your fingers and tongue. Use them wisely and liberally...

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

Just as we know more about Star Wars than George Lucas, we know more about Die Hard than Bruce Willis.

I’m throwing a flag on #14.

Jon Jones: I want to be the best light heavyweight on Earth.

LOL. He’s just doing the same thing he’s done anytime he’s had any kind of “beef” with a formidable opponent -- pretends like nothing ever happened.

It is now the WWE where people actually get beaten up.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

Fuck that, we NEED the dems to get primaried by socialists. No more half measures. 

Behold the future of our party. Centrism doesn’t work anymore in a hyperpartisan environment. Our only opportunity is to provide a genuine alternative to the status quo, and this is it.

Arianna Grande is not that hot.  I know, hot take, for real.  

I mean, I don’t celebrate when bad people come to harm, but likewise, I don’t protest when bad people reap what they sow. And let’s face it, this is the sort of guy who was always gonna have a bad ending.

Everything about this kid is bad news. If he pulls through, hopefully he becomes a better person and stop being a fucking mess. He’s only 20. Jeez.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

Because she is a hypocrite, she wants to be the only one doing it.

“reported”

So disappointed we didn’t get the follow up grim and gritty action game adaption of James Joyce’s Ulysses.

To vore!