Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

“Nice work!” —Onan

Sir, you are BALDING. No one notices your bod, Dad or otherwise, because of that giant blank space on your head.

I’m not talking about people who use female AND male with the same frequency. But people who use “female” to address women and “men/man” to address men.

I was surprised not to see Dark City, which seemed to get a lot of love round these parts not too long ago. I also have a soft spot for Strange Days, and I’m not sure if 28 Days Later counts as sci-fi, but if it does, I’d probably throw that on the list, too.

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

anyone who has ever lived or worked near a pond can already vouch for the fact that ALL geese are assholes.

I’ve been following Anthony Fantano for years and I stopped following him when he started his anti-SJW “meme shit” with his thisistheplan videos. I’m disappointed that a man who helped popularise bands like Death Grips would make content that goes against the message of bands like Death Grips.

Personal best, sure, but his coach is still yelling at him to run harder.

“The Košice Peace Marathon boasts that it’s the oldest marathon in Europe”. I mean, it’d be 2nd oldest at best, right?

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

I was afraid he was gonna be Curtis Mayfielded.

That’s a legit comp, but I personally see Mac Tonight.

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

Questioned about the incident, Maccarty says he felt no remoras.

So here’s something I SHOULD be happy about instead I’m bummed. Today I did my gym’s DRI-TRI - a 2000M row, 300 body weight exercises and then a 5K run. I’ve been working out there regularly for 7 months and wanted to see my progress. Well, I of course was the fattest one there and also the last one to finish. I was…

The A.V. Club

ONE. HUNDERD. NAZI. SCALPS.

Because you can’t mind freak a mind freak, obviously.