I want Nintendo to make a Sonic game.

I was going to reply to this article starting with the exact same four words. And then most of the same reason.

That seemed to have a lot more meaning in it than I was prepared for. I’ll be in the Zen Room, working out some shit.

I’m just gonna say it if no one else is: Kojima’s gone full Cthulhu on this one.

I do kind of love how he kept the tiniest part of the stick, like he couldn’t not have SOMETHING to hold onto.

Real Talk: What does one actually DO with 86 pounds of gold leaf? It’s not like you can just flip that shit somewhere.

Exactly! I’m getting some intensely good vibes off these weirdos. I don’t think they mean anyone any harm, they’re just trying to make the world a more interesting place.

Those little branches off the tower simply scream for ships to dock with them.

This, this right here. This is some good stuff.

WILDBOYS, WILDBOYS.

You know. I’ll be right mad if we don’t get that by 2019 now.

Man. What a lost, miserable little loudmouth. I can already see him being played by Danny McBride in the future.

No lie-I eagerly await this inevitable era of video game art where we experience a renaissance of sprite work and 2-d art, taken to a whole new level.

I don’t mean to speculate, but I would totally understand if Kanye’s episode was brought on by the looming anxiety of his wife going back out into the world at large for the first time since being held at gunpoint.

This is considered low-poly art? There must be tens of thousands of surfaces in that environment! Hell, the bricks are even individually modeled.

Ten bucks? Actually, yeah. Nintendo has the bonafides to charge ten on mobile. I’m down.

I wonder if there would even be a point to making a Zelda-themed WiiU bundle for Breath of the Wild with, say, a special color and some kind of Zelda rune overlay design.

Regardless of the actual games or lack thereof, Nintendo has had a very long history of very impressive product and hardware design. Say what you will about others having already made a screen with handles, Nintendo’s track record implies this is going to be a very well-built piece of tech.

I’m still holding out hope one day he’ll play Lucifer.

GOD, YES. There is no bigger trap for oneself than trying to intellectualize someone else’s mental illness like that illness is something that can be reasoned with. Learn your boundaries, people. In some ways they’re all we have.