I legitimately believe that if you’re cannot spell “our” or any other three letter word, you have to be sterilized and you cannot vote.  Seriously how the fuck can anyone exist not knowing how to spell that?!?!?

That Trump supporter pic.....

He didn’t manipulate the government, he provided/provides a superior product at a reduced cost, and is now starting to reap the rewards (after going essentially bankrupt on the way). Conversely, the boring thing seems like it’s not going to work out, but expecting people to only hit home runs is a bit disingenuous.

Remember that time a bunch of Deadspinners decided that they just couldn’t vote for Clinton (because reasons???), and no way Trump is going to win, so who cares?

Also a potato.

Has anyone ever pointed out that Jeter is in the same “face family” as Putin.

At this point the entire team is just going to be the Celtics.

You won’t have to pay for the tow. The car is the collateral for the tow. The owner pays it (and any storage fees) to get their car back.

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

It really makes you Wonder.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

I just want to say that the cartoon rendering of Mike Francesa must be an idealized version of him, because it has no mouth.

I dunno, I’m OK with the Knicks getting banned from the NBA for a year too.

Brykphast.

The referees were not debating the foul call, merely deciding whether Mulder’s body should be buried inside or outside the Restricted Area.

That Mychal-Jaxson dunk was quite the thriller.

Other teams have nicknames to differentiate. Just from reading coverage here:

Maybe he/she means Canadian minutes?

Vermonter here. Bernie is a horrible senator. His stints as mayor and in the House were great; he cut through a lot and focused on what the common folk needed and was a true independent. In the Senate: Nothing. I went to his webpage a few years ago and the big accomplishment he touted was from 1994. He keeps bringing…

“He got a goddamned asshole on his face!”