Eh, the bullet was intercepted. I’ll allow it

I dunno. I just know that in the last five seasons, they’ve only missed the playoffs once, and that the Patriots (14) and Seahawks (eight) are the only teams to have played more playoff games in that span, with the Packers having played the same number (seven).

I would say three of them are not like the others. The idea of Dak or Mariota making 30 million a year is fucking mindblowing.

I’m still reading, but I’m taking a break to come down here and say how annoyed I already am that Dak is going to get so much money for being a less than mediocre quarterback surrounded by a LOT of talent.

It’s a World Cup.  If I scored a goal in the World Cup I’d have a 20 minutes parade down the midline.  You wanna blame someone?  Blame FIFA for expanding the tournament to 24 teams.

Let me see if I got this right. Because this is amazing. Canadian writes a wisecrack about US Soccer and fans; regrets it because he thinks it’s too mean, but due to how Kinja works, he has to edit it into something else rather than delete it; edits it into a wisecrack about general American attitude; and gets into a…

I mean...I lept in to make a joke at your joke. Target of opportunity. I dunno, maybe I wasn’t that funny? My bad. And now we’re on war and indirect references to 9/11 and the ensuing years of complicated slapdick War on Turrer HA HA we are slaying it here, my dude.

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

Well, you have to give the guy credit, he single-handedly destroyed The LA Lakers this season (and maybe next season, too.). Probably guaranteeing that his biggest client will never see another play0ff championship.

yea but are we sure he means Celtics when he says Celtics?

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.

BAH GOD KING, THAT’S ALEX MORGAN’S MUSIC!

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

It used to be high. It hasn’t been for several years. Effort alone would’ve gotten them qualified for ’18. 

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Love that slow mo shot. It really lets you appreciate what gymnast do...and also allows my brain to see it’s not witchcraft. I think I might be bouncing all over the place if I could do that.

My hammy seized up just watching it.

Awww, did the wittle super power’s feelings get hurt?

In full motion the only relevant thing is that Sundqvist is staring at numbers the entire way and still maintaining speed. I’m quite honestly tired of the excuse making that goes on with the Old School Hockey crowd where they inevitably blubber “protect yourself!” after every bad hit. This is an illegal play and the…