Sorry, when you do what he did you don’t get points for being in a “game that isn’t pristine”.

It’s the refs fault that he CROSSCHECKED SOMEONE IN THE FACE?

Green said after the game that [a missed goal due to Nick Young] was “very fitting.”

This article is the best thing to happen for Vikings fans since...

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

You mean the guy who is completely estranged from his family and basically every other human on the face of the earth was *also* petty with his teammates?

I really don’t get that. I mean, the Patriots suck, but...why are you rooting against an American company that’s building the first truly innovative cars in 50 years? And why does it make you happy to see them fail?

The irrational hatred of Tesla is one of those things I find deeply puzzling. There are perfectly…

When it comes to field-level crowd control at major events, there’s no security better than 66 y/o paraplegics

I’m saying all that other stuff. 

Another anecdote from the book is that the caddies at one of the clubs Trump belonged to grew so accustomed to him kicking his ball onto fairways that they nicknamed him “Pele.”

Yeah I for one know Im going to drop 80k instead of 35k so I can put 200k miles on a Porsche in 6 years commuting to work. Porsche is totally gonna own Tesla.

He ignored all the signs. Then hit them anyway.

Huracan?  No...........Huracan’t.

Have you ever used the touchscreen in a Tesla Model 3?

I’ll be the first person to say that I’m a tech geek/nerd, and I love modern display tech, full LCD instrument clusters, etc... I totally want all that stuff.

Having said that, my current car is a 2015 BRZ, and my instrument cluster looks like this:

[fist bump]

“I better use Tic-Tac just in case I start kiss her. You know I automatically attract to beautiful—I just start kiss them. It like magnet. Just kiss. I don’t wait even. And when you star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Besides the schadenfreude and some chuckles, I really couldn’t care less about this Kraft angle of this story.

He’s an old single rich guy who wanted sexual release, not sure what there is to be apologetic about, aside from the fact he got caught.  The story about the women and the owner of that place is an entirely different matter.

Silly Elon.  An underground tube that delivers crap from one point to another is called a sewer.