Maaaate, it was a beautiful 45m drop punt right through the middle for a goal. Haters are wrong, as usual...

Honestly, I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at how that stick launches!  That thing gets out of there like a scalded hound, I’ve never seen a hockey stick launched like that.  Maybe it should be legal for sheer entertainment purposes.  

This is what I wish more people would get. Most people criticizing the Tesla interior hasn’t actually lived with it for a few days. It becomes normal very quickly and you soon realize how nice and it is. 

I think this is a perfect product placement, frankly, to get more people into Tesla and to take the jump to EVs. Bravo to Tesla.

Yeah, if I don’t know what I’m doing, I don’t think the goalie’s going to know what I’m doing.

I suddenly have a huge desire to see this kind of play legal. Break their stick with a slash? Definite penalty. Launch their stick into the rafters and send that little t-shirt blimp crashing onto the ice? GAME ON.

Yeah, I’d say Tesla is toast.

Did I just read a whole Tesla article on jalopnik without a “Tesla sucks” paragraph or two? Wait, there's plenty of it in the comments. Nevermind. Enjoy your bro-dozer-brown-volvos. 

And a decade ago 1) Paul George would be on the Lakers 2) Anthony Davis would be on the Lakers.

Yes. LeBron came to the Lakers for the paycheck. This is a great take. He would’ve really had trouble scaring up a max on another team. 

And almost 100% of the ones you do.

That shot chart is Gruden-like. However, my favorite NBA visualization is still this Google search result:

FUCK THIS AND FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE.
-Burneko

Goddamn it’s been a strange year to be a Celtics fan.

Wasn’t that just the diagnosis of one doctor he saw after multiple others found nothing specifically wrong? Not saying it’s not the case, but when you keep looking for doctors to diagnose you with something eventually one of them will.

It’s not the exact same condition, but I have issues with compressed nerves and some days (fairly rarely, but still) my neck range of motion is best described as “Michael Keaton in Batman costume.”

There is zero reason the F-35 shouldn’t be an excellent tank hunter, with it’s stellar sensor suite for picking up ground targets, ability to carry a large load of bombs/missiles, and the ability to do that bombing without exposing itself to ground fire.

My god Deadspin, say what you want from a political standpoint, I usually agree but sometimes I don’t. But I can’t ever recall you being so deliberately obtuse to make a point. This article is some Fox News level anti-science bullshit.

Likewise, no randomized control study has ever been done to determine if maternal crack use has any effect on a developing fetus.  We've seen the effects in other ways, but clearly there are confounding variables.  Only one way to find out...

I fail to see the problem.