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My kids call it the pterodactyl.

Mookie is such a badass. 

Even as a Sox fan, Kimbrel’s windup is super dumb and should be mocked at every possible opportunity.

Yeah, but it’s not like I can sit back and pretend that we don’t suck as fans. Three years ago, listening to Red Sox fans call in to sports radio and agree with the stupid-ass position that the Sox “weren’t worth watching” (they won th Championship two years prior) was the last straw for me.

Houston deserved to lose for all of those dbags in the expensive seats aping Kimbrel’s windup on every pitch.

Mixing metaphors is really the cat’s knees, or the bee’s pajamas. Either way, it’s money dropped in the bucket.

Bless you for this. Although I don’t really think of golden retrievers as being “fancy”.

Agreed. I definitely think Brady could be a multisport athlete.


The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but

More like, “I’ll show them how asinine it was to pay those lazy ass ForkKnife fucks instead of a real baller such as myself.”

This is something I can barely even imagine being possible, let alone fathom attempting. Like, I can run, so I can imagine what it’s like to run really, really fast like Usain Bolt. I can ride a bike, so I can imagine what it must be like to ride the Tour de France. This, however, is completely alien to me.

Stanton would have whiffed at that pitch to.

Really? Tesla just outsold the BMW 3-series, Mercedes C-Class, Audi A4, and you’re still clinging to “they’ll never deliver...”?

I don’t know that unfair is the right term here. You’ve got two cars that do the same thing (move people and stuff from point A to point B). One of them has different design constraints due to how that thing (the ability to move stuff and people) is implemented and takes advantage of that to deliver better crash

Except they did.  The S has had a minor facelift.

Along the way they gave up the very first cycle in MLB playoff history, to Boston’s Brock Holt, who completed the feat with a two-run dinger off of Austin Romine, who you will note is not a pitcher

This was my first thought. Holy shit, this guy’s teammates actually looked annoyed. He must be a huge dick.

“Fuck, he actually pulled it off. He’s going to be completely insufferable now.”

Judging by the excitement of his teammates, he must be an asshole.