^^^^ This guy gets it.  The thing is, judges really don't like being belittled so he's pushing his luck hard here. 

You can’t age badly if you never age points at forehead

I posted this in the WYTS entry for the Dolphins, but if you feel like this happens every year, it does, and that now marks FIVE YEARS in a row that their season has started out reasonably promising before getting absolutely exposed by the Patriots and/or Ravens

Famous for a bell that did one historic thing, and then fell apart.

Maybe game to game, but it smoothes out a lot more over 162 than it does over 16.

That last paragraph is the most important to me, because it puts the article into perspective. The Eagles are 2-2 in the league most designed for parity, have been dealing with injury issues to their starting QB and their top offensive weapons, and play in a down division. For the better part of the last decade,…

Depends how Short the driver is. 

What’s the crash rating on TSLA?

It is a high smug producing vehicle. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

“The Brooklyn Nets, Los Angeles Clippers and New York Knicks.”

Air BNB.

They also have a brain 1/3 the size of a man’s.  It’s science.

True. But Cynthia Nixon never had a chance. She was the wrong choice to unseat him in the primaries. Progressives aren’t the majority of the party, and the majority of democrats weren’t going to vote for someone who’s never held office, not against someone like Cuomo where voters at least know exactly what they’re…

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

That’s such bullshit.  Where is Jeter going to find a basket big enough to hold Stanton?

That’s rich coming from the Yankees who had Stanton gifted to them by Jeets.

The Indians issued the following statement:
“C’mon! Would we pull a shady deal?! Look at us! This is a face you can trust.”

New rule: If you have to watch it in slow mo to see if the ball moved it’s a catch. 

The Texans are 0-1 after a season opener they weren’t expected to win, but one which everyone watching knows they absolutely could have won.