Rescue greyhound here. We had a pair of ladies with 3 dogs come to our house for an in-home visit/discussion. That was interesting. Other than that it was pretty smooth. Also, greys are awesome.

Why did he implement a defensive system? The 2009-2010 Caps have your answer to that.

I'm pretty sure Wendell Pierce is Bunk

Rent a smoker. Or, dig a pit.

Unfortunately, Burr was liberal with his spray and took out Hamilton Nolan as he walked by. RIP.

Since you're going to be driving right through Richmond, there's a place that is pretty accessible to I-95 called Buz & Ned's that is just fantastic. I highly recommend it. It isn't the vinegarish barbecue of North Carolina, but it is one of my favorites, and every time I go through or to Richmond I make sure to…

I agree. Where do they get off?

My wife decided to make apple cobbler. She didn't feel like making biscuits, and we had some Trader Joes frozen cinnamon rolls in the freezer. I feel like Lou Gehrig, except for the whole disease thing.

While not as well known as Schrödinger's Cat, Carmelo's Centaur reflected an important step in quantum thought experiments.

Too many vowels. You'd be the anti-Hrbek I suppose.

I've had the aforementioned two as well as Old Chub, Mama's Lil Yella Pils (I prefer Avery's Joe's Pilsner, but Mama's is good), Ten Fidy (whoa boy), and either Gubna or G'Knight (can't remember which). I enjoy all of their lineup, though the Ten Fidy doesn't hide its alcohol as well as some others I've had - still…

Oskar Blues Deviant Dales tonight. This is a new one for me, though I have a long and sordid love affair with the normal Dales Pale Ale. Pint can, 8.0% abv. Pretty frickin bueno, to quote Nationals pitching coach Steve McCatty.

+1 internment camp

When you said "cozy" I assumed you meant a foam sleeve for my beer.

Agreed. This post, combined with V8's roundup below, encapsulate everything that is wonderful about Deadspin.

Quite a morning for ancient monuments that had their best runs in the late 80's/early 90's here on Deadspin.

How else do you talk 5 hookers into the trunk of your car?

I don't know a single person who will win money if Kentucky wins, but at least 4 who'll win if Kansas wins. Since I'm a bastard though, I'm rooting for the Cats.

+1

What is the best way to catch up? Do i need to get the dvds, or does anyone stream it? I'm not interested in a torrent or illegal streaming, just not my thing.