At least you know where to direct the CC company and the authorities...

I think the "but wait, no, that's not what's actually happening!" version is that she's choking, and he's trying to give her the heimlich. But, no, you're right, it's a rape joke.

You know, it's weird. I'm usually of the "I feel like I could drink 1000 beers tonight, you guys" frame of mind, but... I didn't just buy a house, I bought a fixer upper. And being hungover until 4pm really hurts doing a full day's worth of work.

See below. I'd say some time between 25 and 29. What are you drinking?

Is there an article that explains this? I fear I have missed it. (or at least one that doesn't take me to Lifehacker?) ...

My wife is gone this weekend, so it's just me and the greyhound. I'm backing out of plans to go to Sign of the Whale in DC with a friend and his 24 y/o girlfriend's friends because I don't want to be hungover 2 mornings in a row. Fuck.

One of the best things I ever read was Drew's rant against folding fitted sheets. I don't mind making the bed at all, but holy shit - I refuse to fold fitted sheets.

Nevermind... should have read downthread first.

I ignored the second invite the first time I saw it. Glad I checked DU!AN tonight. I'm out of the 13 and into the 14....

I guess it's not just the white balance that has Snyder and Jones looking a little blue.

I would guess RJ Bell shaves with Occam's Razor.

I'd kind of like to play.

Will Leitch is obsessed with hugs, so here's a rap video featuring My Little Pony

I really like this feature. Thanks guys, and keep them coming.

The Vikings’ Stadium Whoreathon

My wife prefers Whersky.

Terrafugia? More like Terrifying-A!!!

This is also what happens when The Bachelor nonchalantly mentions he has hepatitis on a group date.

Jobs City Anthem was paid for by the Cupertino, CA Chamber of Commerce

I went back to look at the Virginia ABC price list. I would say Eagle Rare actually has a shot. It is $27 for a 750ml bottle, and $47 for a handle. Right above your limit, but very nice at that price point. I definitely prefer it over Bulleit.