I was driving on the interstate and about 100-200 yards in front of me, but in the next lane over, a washing machine fell off a flatbed going 70mph. It landed on it’s side and slid along in the lane. Cars started to brake (I don’t think there was an accident, which was strange in an of itself) but there was clear…

I have found that 50-75% of my tshirts now are all from breweries. I’d rank brewery shirts above bar shirts. Especially my brewery shirt with a pocket!

Nebraska. 4th grade was our own state history (Virginia). 5th grade we were assigned states and had to do a comprehensive report. I got Nebraska. NOT A LOT GOING ON.

Drew, have you ever had deviled eggs from Ray’s the Steaks in Arlington? They’re served with steak tartare...

IS THAT A SQUIRREL?

If I don’t care about wireless charging, why wouldn’t I just upgrade from my 5s to a 7 and save some $? It doesn’t seem like any of the other upgrades (from 7 to 8) are that significant...

I think you’re more likely to be able to swing a bat and get lucky than to be able to jump to a 10' rim, while holding a basketball, and get lucky.

I mean, didn’t Jalopnik just feature a Wrangler with a 2JZ swap? He did say stupid, right?

As a Caps fan, I wasn’t even driven to drink last night. The whiskey was there. I just took my dog for a walk instead.

This is Cash. He’s a retired racer and he’s deathly afraid of balloons.

I think it’s a tie between a Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren and a Fisker Karma... both in traffic in the DC area.

This idea is so bad I’m assuming it was leaked intentionally by Trump’s staff to gauge public interest.

When I was 4 I threw a rock and hit another kid in the head. He had to get stitches. I can’t remember if I got in trouble. I don’t really feel bad about that one.

Hey Kevin have you played Space Alert?

Are any Gawker dot com writers coming to Deadspin? Did you and the survivors do a draft? WHO WAS FIRST PICK???

Barry that’s either a super deep track from the depths of DUAN! or... you gotta be fuckin kidding me.

Who is a worse person, Peter Thiel or Donald Trump?

I’m 33 - I do not remember Challenger (would have just been turning 3) which makes me resent Barry’s millennial criteria.

A good friend in high school told me that police cars (at the time - ford panther base) could do 200+ mph, and that it was illegal for carmakers to sell cars faster than police cars (but, again, that it didn’t matter for the most part because police cars could do 200+)

Sister Hazel is playing in Falls Church soon. I remember those guys!