Have you played Red Dead Redemption? Lots of zombie killing in a nice wholesome western setting.

F*cking thank you. It's got nothing to do with honor or integrity and everything to do with fair market value and having zero car payment because someone wants to TQ the damn thing. He doesn't care what number it is, but is smart enough to recognize that someone else does. Its like a bunch of dwarves at a clydesdale…

"and thurrah" must accompany any statement that someone is a good man.

I can't see the name Chase Headley without thinking "ITS HEADLEYYYYYYY" from Blazing Saddles. Also "Excuuuuse me while i WHIP THIS OUT" comes up a lot more often than you'd think.

This completely challenges my mullet-based philosophy of "business in the front/party in the back". Who's the business? Where's the party? Can I get this in a Trans Am or a Firebird?

In tragic news, local husband unable to block sale of E28.

Way to bury the lede with this gem: a hotel with a sex-toy kit in the minibar.

@Octomac: What you do is you type all that and then say "/dick joke."

Besides whale penis leather, what is the one thing you must have in any car you buy?

Riddle me this Joel, who's country is it?

I saw a plate one day, but unfortunately could not take a picture, that was creepy yet amazing. I replicated it on the VA DMV website, and you can see it in this comment. What you can't see is the license plate holder that says "It Rubs The Lotion/On Its Skin" on the top/bottom.

This is now officially the answer to the question:

@Thirsty Squirrel: I can't edit. Hmm. And I can't log in from another computer where I'm logged out... this is fun.

@skahammer: I agree with your take. I really like Simmons until he veers into deep water (as CPP put it), when he is quickly over his head. I can understand the urge to treat the more thought provoking subjects in as glib a manner as he treats everything else, but more often than not I'm left cringing from the…

::tap tap:: is this thing on?

@Justin Hyde: Justin, if it helps, I believe I originally got my account through Consumerist.

@Thirsty Squirrel: Also, I didn't sign up through Facebook. I did it the old fashioned way.

Alright here is my question- how do I figure out what email is tied to my commenter account? I went to "edit profile" under my account and I did not see an email address listed. Does this mean I never provided an email address?

This makes me laugh

What do "bros" drive? In northern Virginia/DC Metro...