While you are close, the Dodge Journey is worse in every way possible.

@IfOnlyIHadTheMoney: This man is telling the truth. Wowzers.

@anthromt: Totally agreed. Ours is only about 65 pounds; on the smaller end, but still a blast.

Awesome. I have an ex-greyhound as well, and she does the exact same thing. As for what kind of car she is...

At Katie Baker University, one learns how to handle the throng of adoring commenters, and their desperation heaves at courting.

@Phintastic: +1

@Bernie Carbomb: Ok, so you edited your comment. The comment I responded to had monthly data.

@Bernie Carbomb: You may very well have misunderstood the word "annually". Multiply your numbers by 12...

LaHood is the Goebbel's of the automotive world.

@bevraj of choice: I like it when the following songs come up:

@SavetoFavorites: It is made by Old Rip Van Winkle. I've had two of theirs, the 'Pappy Van Winkle 20 year Family Reserve' and the 'Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 year Lot B'. A bartender told me about the 20 year, and it was really smooth, not too spicy, just rolled along nice and smooth... but I couldn't find a…

@SavetoFavorites: Have you had Pappy Van Winkle?

@Sonar Jose: I think when I get home I'm going to crack open one of my Stone 10-10-10 Vertical Epics.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

@PotbellyJoe - Always practices safe viscous coupling...: Well, Fred Lane's wife shot him with a shotgun...

@FavreFAIL: Wow, great. I too am working late (east coast) and I have no beer or liquor. It's nice to see someone is having a fun Thursday.

David, you're losing in pageviews to some asshole at Gizmodo. I think we need an update, with titties.

I should have sent in a story about my experience with epididymitis.

I really want to see a Drunken Hookup Failure combined with a Garage of Horror crossed with a Great Moment In Poop History.

Thomas More: Anglican?