While I question her inclusion, I must admit that the dugong can be mistaken for a dead swimmer in the South Pacific waters they call home.

Barbaro-

Butter in my ass? What is this, a Portuguese Breakfast?

It was very fun to read folks's personal history with Deadspin, so I think I'll add my own. I myself have commented sparingly throughout the years, probably from a general sense that I'm not quite up to the ClintonPortisHeads and the MKMs and Sheeds (and so on) of the world.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Perhaps the funniest comment I have ever seen was this one, from one of the last Waxings... [deadspin.com] Click through for the picture. And I remember trying to explain why I was crying at work.

Cockeye Jones, can we get a ruling here?

@Phintastic: Our two newest pentathletes:

Fuck Boise State and their idiotic blue turf. You know why you win a lot of games? Because you play a lot of SHIT teams. Choke on a dick.

@KeyserSöze: Well, I notice a complete lack of whale penis leather and swarovski crystals.

As a Nationals fan, I'm praying nightly for him to say something truly offensive that will get him kicked off the air.

Cuh. Rack. Pipe.

I think I'll find something else to soak up my money in Tampon, Florida.

And the other....

I must have missed this QOTD. Here are my two most recent desktops, both I found on this here site...

I hear they're all over Kansas City too.

@RobertoMonty: YEAH!

So AJ- is this then the end of the dong photos?

I think something like this with something like that could really be something.

Rap songs!

Was the photographer naked? That hairy knee suggests chicanery.