My stool erupts from my butt, soft, cloying, malodorous like the poetry of twitter.

Nom nom nom nom nom

E30: Interested

I was clearing some 2-3' high thorn bushes from a field one summer in high school, using an axe. About halfway through the field, I chopped a rabbit in half with the first swing into a particular bush. It was twitching all around and I gave it a second shot to send it into sweet relief. I know it was humane, but…

I mean, we pretty much have to, right?

Well, then there's the car with the greatest stigmata...

Let him drive! It'll increase my interest in the X Games to "Oh?"

We make love on top of the tiger whose purring rumbles our very soul.

Does anyone know of a cover-it-live live blog? Or one I dont have to reload?

Apropos of nothing other than awful, pointless cars...

@Wadetalon: Its nice to see James Joyce popping up on Deadspin.

AJ-

Why, hello there Mr. SVT Raptor! Welcome, to Fantasy Island!

Let me guess, the same woman later parked directly against a 40th Anniversary Z.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Ah, the taint of years of neglect could never be so easy to remove. Perhaps I should try oxy clean.

Drew,

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Wait, so you can't just hit "show all discussions" instead of "show featured discussions only" in order to see all comments? That is a revelation indeed.