When answering the Sporcle for 20-game winners from the 2000's, did you cry a single tear or multiple tears when you saw "Year- 2000, Team- Cardinals, # Wins: 20"

"I Am Sick Of Will Leitch's Fat F—-ing Face." - Nibbles

A tip of the cap to you as well, Ms Corningstone.

Wait, I thought everyone hated Indians, not Mexicans. What gives, WSJ?

@DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane: Definitely a vanity plate. Standard is XXX - ####

You know, this confuses me. If they're going to use the exact same format, if they're not going to change anything other than the hosts, if that guy with the weird spikey hair is going to be on there... why can't we just get the original, live, with the rest of the [redacted] world?

I guess I'd rather watch her bang out lame schtick here than at Jimmy Kimmel's house.

@SarahSilverman: So that's Jimmy's nickname?

I'd rather a four-flavored slushie (preferably blue, green, red, and more green) than a 4-speed slushie.

From the looks of envy directed at our centerpiece by his husky bookends, I'd have thought he was taunting them with a chili dog or something.

@FormerlyPreferredCustomer: Amen + Heartclick.

Roethlisberger might do well to take some tips from Mr. Conway Twitty.

Rare != desirable

Ghost Ride

Go Cubs Go!

Brooke Hundley strikes again!

Drew- Congrats on your public humiliation diet. 50 pounds in 106 days is pretty crazy. What did you do again? I'm contemplating a similar transformation. It'll be neat to have one chin.

I was down until 3 speed slushbox and 7500. Wowzers.

Welp, "various shades of ass" is two things.

I'll see your egg-on-rice and raise you: This morning for breakfast I had a fried egg on top of a pulled pork sandwich.