@JedLeland: Hey Drew, have you seen my baseball?

It looks nice, but I don't have a garage. That, combined with "And yes, these tops do tend to leak" spells CP for me.

I voted for the Audi. If the Mercedes had been parked, it probably would have swung my vote, but with that uncertainty looming, well, Audi it is.

That got tragic real fast, and we didn't even get treated to a dream world of magic.

That's a sweet looking Eclipse.

Hopefully the rough was cleared of crab grass before play began.

Needs more Cardinals.

May I start the Milka Duno pile-on?

Well, hopefully she'll give it her breast shot.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Easy Tiger, I thought you were rehabbed.

Good lord Meatwad really let himself go.

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: Right next to the Corvair keys.

@JuanOxido: How are the brakes on that thing?

@RandomArt: I'm pretty sure I saw several three minute clips of that series on bangbros.

@Ash78, Metallica roadie: This thing does have a nice Cote d'Ivoire paint though.

@DumpsterDining: I do not believe Toyota sponsors any Top Fuel dragsters.

@Jonah Keri: I'll trade you Bartolo Colon for your tears.

Puff. Puff. Pass.

1) Audi RS2 Avant

Dave, you're an asshole. Why accost someone for blowing their nose in the shower? That's about the least offensive thing that can come out of your body while showering. I bet you jizz all over your shower. Would you rather step on someone else's snot or jizz?