@BN.: Meanwhile, local baconator salesman has fatal heart attack.

I didn't know before this post, but I guess when I read it again, the headline will be true.

* George W. Bush: Great President, or Greatest President?

@tempesjo: Well, truly fixed arm. The other arm is holding the baby nice and secure against your chest, right?

Drew, the Boy Scouts do sell something. They've got the market on overpriced popcorn LOCKED DOWN. Girl Scout cookies are what, like $4 a box? Boy Scout popcorn was $8 for a pack of 6 microwave popcorn bags like 10 years ago. I have no idea what inflation has done to the price. There is of course one sneaky…

Be on your best behavior.

I usually rip out the upholstery and cover every possible surface in the most luxurious whale penis leather money can buy.

@The E: And his name is Greg Oden.

Yeah... it'd be an XJS. She loves those things.

@spuy767: That's funny, I hesitantly voted NP... with the reservation being the miles. And the expectation of negotiations.

I can't really tell how big this is without some frame of reference. Ray, hop up on that hood and give us a nice pose, will you?

Even if it is, who cares? Its a minivan. Are people really sweating their nuts over the 2011 Honda Odyssey concept?

Yesterday: Mustardo.

"The oil leakage is only minor" sounds like "she's kind of pregnant."

I personally like "Mustardo."

@Worst. Ash. Ever.: Is the the new show that follows the Mentalist?

When you make a car that is a toaster-like appliance, sometimes you're gonna get burned.

Oooooh, hopefully the one with the sluts!

@Scandinavian Flick: I believe it is pronounced "cheer" as in "this rih-chere"

@buick61: The next round of ads: