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Wowzers. Looks like there's two Hef(f)ners with products that get me aroused.

@Quattro-luvr: Seconded. I rarely post, but I always vote.

I like the new Deadspin KY logo. Smooth, yet satisfying.

You should really give this Robert Evans guy the FJM treatment.

@pauljones: The kind who, most likely, also thinks this is stupid.

So our Rex the Hutt fan fiction doesn't include Jenn Sterger as Princess Leia?

I went to a wedding on Saturday, and the band played "Livin' On A Prayer". That might be the very worst song any wedding band can ever play.

@LaughingAtFate: Well, yes, of course its not COTD. That was what is known in certain circles as sarcasm.

I usually laugh at the COTD, but this is just weak.

@I Like Cheap Beer: You mean, you dont want to see 2 or 3 shots of crowd reaction after every single play?

Oh yeah. And this dude banged a car.

@GreenN_Gold: I agree. I mean, the steering wheel is on the right for God's sake.

Posnanski FTW. Love the JoeBlog.

@sassydeerrun: I send my wife sections of the Jamboroo and mailbag every week. I like to think she enjoys the poop moments as well as enjoying that it could be much, much worse than it is.

I do love the poop stories. They make me feel like a normal person.

I am a Ram. And my bed is full.

So if I become a member, do I get these shots without the soccer balls? #elizabethlambert

I think we all need a Deadspin I-Team post regarding the current #1 on that list. #billsimmons