I was wading through the New River, fishing all day with my brother. We got back in my car (1985 Buick Century, automatic transmission) and decided that it was only fitting on such a fine summer day that we drive with a foot out the window. So I was pulled over by a sheriff's deputy for "reckless driving" as…

@Tvaan: I... no. I'd have lost my mind if I'd seen that. It looked like a slightly boxier version of the red beast above. Fitting that I saw it and then this was the QOTD. #qotd

@jbh11126: I saw a green Volvo stretch limo this morning in Northern VA. I could not believe my eyes. #qotd

Aw screw that. Once an Expo, always an Expo. #worldseries

@ClintonPortishead: Looks like Washington D.C. isn't Real America. #mebkeflezighi

@send lawyers, guns, and money: Robert Evans, everybody! #1985r5turbo2

@Mr. Praline: Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this stadium is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further,…

Mark Long: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?

Guess who I'm going to go confront? Nicole and RON!!! And I'm serious about it!!!!

And you thought 2012 was gonna be rough... #peterking

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: I can love it any time I want! #jamboroo

@Bobby Big Wheel: You appear to have jalopnik'd all over our Balls. I hope you didn't forget to bring a towel. #jamboroo

Hmm, if I'm going to get waffle fries, I might as well get 2 chicken sandwiches and ... an extra order of waffle fries. I love Chick Fil A. #jamboroo

@ScientificMapp: Wait, who's Rosary? I must have missed her story. #mediameltdowns

@Grimace: Hey that's alright. Yours was better. #newjerseynets

@Saberhagendaaz: I'll second the wordpress. It is far superior to blogspot, and just as free. #thelearningcurve

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Its really ridiculous they refer to this as "Armen's Big Bang Theory." #stevemcnairmurder

@Torgo's Executive Powder: How does that convert to Pepsi Points? #highschoolfootball

#gametimebeer Ten Fidy Imperial Stout. I can't describe it any better than the website of the maker, Oskar Blues: "It's the beer equivalent of decadently rich milkshake made with malted-milk balls and Heaven’s best chocolate ice cream." Plus, its 10.50% ABV. Drink 4 of these, and you're set. That is the only…

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