@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Window we move on to new puns, I'm shut of these door quips.

@Hatey McLife: Well, I'm glad for her sake the kid isn't named Winchester or Remington.

@MrRedDevil: CONSUMMATE V'S, I SAID CONSUMMATE V'S!!!

@CoolHwhip: I think Major Boobage is in my top 10

@Chamomiles Davis: You know, AC their point here, but you hope DC the larger picture.

@CoolHwhip: Does the episode end with a solid "SAY GOODBYE TO THESE!!" ?

As punishment, Hansbrough should be forced to edit Waxing Off each week for the next 5 years. Its more work than he'll get in the NBA anyways.

Rihanna is fond of saying "No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight."

@CoolHwhip: The Hard-cock-and-Ball Times

@Buster Douglas-Bluth: + A Million Fucking Diamonds!!!

@Brazil Thrill: I thought you only used disemvoweling when you wanted to be covertly racist...

So where's the If you make any Brady Quinn jokes, they better be hilarious warning for this post? Or am I setting up a date with Sniper McBanHammer...

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: Whoa whoa, isn't that to differentiate them from Fake Salt Lake, or am I just woozy from being coerced into a fight in Texas?

@Johninho: Well, I would certainly have a Vasallo of relief if the terps lost in the 1st round and the Hokies won...

@Johninho: Don't worry, VA Tech and Maryland will both manage to crash and burn.

The Spanish National team approves of this body painting.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Only the best for my cousins!

I'm definitely picking Tom Izzo in his 4/5 matchup with Dan Leone.

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@Its The Beer Talking: And he told her not to let the door hit her ass on the way out. What a guy...