Guys don't want to fuck girls who like sports UNLESS they look like Alyssa Milano.

@Ugueth Urbina's Machete: I'm sorry, I wish it was something a little less serious...

Sadspin :(

@Shorty: Well I'm certainly turgid in my pants.

@OchentaYcinco: I've had both. I'm just curious as to the general opinion...

@UpstateUnderdog: Which is better - In-n-Out or Chick-Fil-A?

@CoolHwhip: Calvin Murphy is not impressed.

How dare they treat King Xerxes this way...

@PossumAloysiusJenkins: A little late to the conversation, but my favorite hoppy beer is called Dale's Pale Ale, from the Oskar Blues Brewing Co. in Denver.

So if i put on 3-D glasses will he jump through the screen and beat me?

@Hatey McLife: Link? No Link? Thought we had a link there...

@Stev D: +1

Aaaaand squirt goes the primobolan...

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: You know, I am just waiting for my profile to update....

@Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: How Long Gone will Derrick Brooks be before he's sitting there at Beer Thirty and turns himself into a Brand New Man?

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: I liked it better when Tiffani-Amber Thiessen wore that shirt.

What does Eldrick Tiger Woods look like?

@Eamus Catuli: Vindaloo, those boys play hard.

@Skating Tomato: Only a very recent commenter, but I always liked the Rejected Commenter and randomly, the soccer posts. Just my two cents. No dick joke though. Move along.

@ClintonPortishead: 3 cheers for ClintonPortishead!