I am one of the biggest stoners you find in your life, but i have to side with the FDA on this one. I’m so goddamn tired of my stoner friends trying to tell me i can dip my nuts in CBD oil to cure blue balls and other assorted (less satirical, but just as ridiculous) applications. I really wish they’d crack down on a…

Chicago has a lot of great breakfast spots, here are a few that I feel are iconic:

She used the same square of TP three times. 3 TIMES... yuk!

Wait so is this whole thing a pre-emptive defense in case anyone asks Gladwell why he didn’t report Epstein to authorities?

I grew up in State College, I went to school with Sandusky’s kid, the one in prison for soliciting minors. I’ve been in Sandusky’s basement. I play tackle football in Sunset Park near Joepa’s place, pretending to be Shane Conlan or DJ Dozier. I know what that town is like, and how it venerated the football program.

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

“This stuff tastes like Oxi-clean” (bleh!)

I think it was a throwaway joke that had staying power because it’s just a sing-songy, hard hitting word. “Crack!”

What about nazi? It still has the same backstory, but it doesn’t stop people from calling others grammar nazis. 

first tell lifehacker to stop calling everything a “hack”, its not everyone knows it. stop click baiting.

The infamous “double-honk”.

This site and others: Makes an interminable big deal about the double doink, the kicker being the goat, the kicker should not be blamed for being the goat, the kicker going on good morning america, the kicker getting fired, the kicker not getting fired, etc.

This is my favorite one of these “how we work” posts yet, the Sklar brothers are hilarious.  I listen to Jim Rome and the Sklars will guest host that show every now and then, I spend three hours cracking up every time they do. Will check out their podcasts.

They’re insanely good at getting a baby to sleep. My daughter practically lived in one 24/7 for the first few months of her life because she would not fall asleep at all on a flat surface with nothing on it no matter what we tried. It’s only dangerous if you keep using it past the age where they can fall out.

Chicago is a great example of how neighboring states’ failure to regulate access to guns seeps into our city. Also a great example of how the “war on drugs” has failed since Chicago south and west sides are basically gang warfare over drug dealing turf.

No, of course not. More like the ones that keep Australia safe.

Hacks: For god sake, have a shadescreen for your windshield in the summer or you won’t be able to drive your car without gloves on because the steering wheel will be so hot.