"Why My Bosses Should Make More Money" is a real savvy paper for an intern to write.

..gesundheit...

As much as I support the legalization, correlation does not equal causation.

Having worked in the service industry in Indianapolis from 2000-07, I can honestly say that it wasn't uncommon to see Irsay carrying a lot of cash and being extremely generous with it. If he was at your bar/restaurant, your tip would probably be enough to cover your rent and then some, and that was after he'd paid…

To be honest, that Asian girl at 0:47 was much more attractive than the "MILF".

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink a case."

many soldiers, terrified of exiting through the front, flung themselves over the sides into the deep water where, owing to the weight of their equipment, they sank to the bottom and drowned.

Have you've ever dated a redhead?

This is the main reason I read the obituaries every day in the newspaper. I feel it's owed to those who served that they should be recognized, even if that recognition is just some nobody like me reading whatever brief story their family has decided to share about their service to this country and to others.

So where is the article about Dwight Howard banging a 16 year old Colin Kaepernick look a like?

He very clearly has dementia and was taken advantage of by his whore and wife. Sure, he'll be richer, but there's really nothing to celebrate here.

Yeah, it was pretty pisspoor of them to edit that part of the video out as well as not even mentioning the rest of the response later in the article.

Meanwhile, wannabe Deadspin employees are merely asked "How far can you punt a football?"

They probably don't want some random dude running on a track with high school girls and are trying to get you to go away.

Those Marines in those FAST companies are probably just itching for something to kick off. I was deployed last year to (a base which name I'll leave out) to augment their logistics capabilities for a period of time. I'd consider myself a larger than average guy at 5'10 225lbs, but everyone of those guys on the FAST…

He didn't mince words.

He shoould have called the Hawaii state health Department? Im' sure they could have planted some record of him haveing played.