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Wow. I watched the video expecting to see some serious, boarding type stuff and all I saw was a minor check in the back that probably wouldn't even be called a foul in basketball. The reason the guy hurt his leg is because it got caught underneath him when he slid. 15 games for that was bullcrap.

I would direct you to the word "similar" in that sentence...

Wait. They SIGNED a WRITTEN CONTRACT detailing illegal match fixing? That seems insane to me. Who the fuck documents in written form the crime they're about to commit?

It's funny because he has a foot fetish.

I have to assume Rex thought of something much, much different when he heard he'd be watching "footy."

Yeah, Ghana totally dominated the U.S. They were behind for literally 86 minutes of the match. Total domination, bro.

He's literally the worst soccer writer. Every goal is the best ever. Just brutal

Jags-Browns? Whatever you're in to buddy.

Oh...that's it? Did he have an invisible hatchet or something?

Didn't work with my son. He's too scared to ever play again. Thinks every time you fall on the grass you break your leg.

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.

"We fucking won a group match!!"

This should be on the Deadspin frontpage. Just so you guys have the slightest idea.

That's the thing about Germans: they're always seeking out more living space.

"Why My Bosses Should Make More Money" is a real savvy paper for an intern to write.

Having worked in the service industry in Indianapolis from 2000-07, I can honestly say that it wasn't uncommon to see Irsay carrying a lot of cash and being extremely generous with it. If he was at your bar/restaurant, your tip would probably be enough to cover your rent and then some, and that was after he'd paid…

To be honest, that Asian girl at 0:47 was much more attractive than the "MILF".

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink a case."