Have you've ever dated a redhead?

This is the main reason I read the obituaries every day in the newspaper. I feel it's owed to those who served that they should be recognized, even if that recognition is just some nobody like me reading whatever brief story their family has decided to share about their service to this country and to others.

So where is the article about Dwight Howard banging a 16 year old Colin Kaepernick look a like?

He very clearly has dementia and was taken advantage of by his whore and wife. Sure, he'll be richer, but there's really nothing to celebrate here.

Yeah, it was pretty pisspoor of them to edit that part of the video out as well as not even mentioning the rest of the response later in the article.

Meanwhile, wannabe Deadspin employees are merely asked "How far can you punt a football?"

They probably don't want some random dude running on a track with high school girls and are trying to get you to go away.

Those Marines in those FAST companies are probably just itching for something to kick off. I was deployed last year to (a base which name I'll leave out) to augment their logistics capabilities for a period of time. I'd consider myself a larger than average guy at 5'10 225lbs, but everyone of those guys on the FAST…

He didn't mince words.

He shoould have called the Hawaii state health Department? Im' sure they could have planted some record of him haveing played.

It's nice to read a story out of Sochi about an Ahn switch that seems to be working just fine.

The American delegation was also surprised to discover several other words, "awake", "at work", "walking", "driving" and "asleep" also meant "drunk" in Russian

Personal injury lawyers have nothing on intellectual property lawyers:

I could see Denver winning 17-14 without a drastic change in philosophy. They're winning in the playoffs with long possession drives. 17-14 victory could come from a similar approach.

The thing that would make this Superbowl the most interesting is for one of the teams to succumb to the other's strength and still win. I think the 2 most interesting outcomes would be Denver winning a 17-14ish game or Seattle to win like 49-42 .

This is great and all, but can we get something from Deadspin saying, "Yeah, we might have gotten that Incognito thing wrong a few months ago." Newly-revealed texts here.

Pictured: Ms. Wilcher's legal advisor.

"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.