The thing that would make this Superbowl the most interesting is for one of the teams to succumb to the other's strength and still win. I think the 2 most interesting outcomes would be Denver winning a 17-14ish game or Seattle to win like 49-42 .

This is great and all, but can we get something from Deadspin saying, "Yeah, we might have gotten that Incognito thing wrong a few months ago." Newly-revealed texts here.

Pictured: Ms. Wilcher's legal advisor.

"He can't talk, but he was just smiling a lot and he was just fist pumping. They said as soon as we saw you jump, his face just lit up and he was just fist pumping and stuff so that made it so worth it for me," Torres said.

Mayor Anatoly? More like Analtoy.

I feel like the use of door breaching rounds incorrect described as anti-vehicular rounds is kinda slim reasoning for posting this on a car blog.

Or you could've Google businessman equus mustangs and found two articles in the top 5 that name the businessman behind equus mustangs (see how that Google search works). Here's one from hotrod that spells it out in the first paragraph: http://www.hotrod.com/eventcoverage/…

I drove through Arkansas once, it was a patch of the most ghetto Interstate ever getting markedly better on either side, the rich and illustrious states of Missouri and Mississippi.

Totally agree- I guess primarily because our country has America in the name where no other country in the north or south uses America in the name.

America is not exclusive to the United States of...

Seriously. The Patriots HOME COLOR is blue, and yet we went with red. Come on now.

Yes, six different shades of red was perhaps not the best choice.

Same goes for Skyline Chili.

Is it really designed to keep Californians from buying tickets, or is it designed to keep jackasses from the other side of the country from buying the tickets and immediately putting them up on StubHub for 5 times face value?

When the dude was saying, "don't move!" I thought he was going to call for an ambulance or something. Then he yanks out the camera hahah. Cracking me up right now.

I dunno I always score when I go for the back of your mother's head

It's a pigment of their imagination.

Well one thing to keep in mind is that weather.com and other like sites usually just forecast for the airport. As that's where the current conditions are recorded. So if it said it was raining, but you live 10-15 miles away, that would explain it.

One glaring omission to this article. Of the 30 or so other teams in the NFL, why was he not picked up by any other team if he's so awesome? He was picked up by the Raiders and then released.

Maybe you're just not that good of a punter and that's why they cut you.