Of course, a new phone would be an option with the car purchase.

If you think this is silly, just wait til they move their headquarters to Jacksonville.

Puig isn't actually an "All-Star".... yet.

I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere.

This, plus snow tires.

How about winter driving skills. Ever since moving to the lower 48 I'm astounding to see people unable to drive in a few inches of snow (it snows every year!) in AWD cars and 4WD trucks. Back home people got around just fine with their light RWD cars, etc. and we always had more snow and layers of ice (plus real…

18 days straight is nothing special in the construction industry. Seven twelves is practically the law of the land.

That's got to be a fake. Jason Garrett doing something aggressive offensively AND defending one of his players in public?

That person that gave him head spells his name better than his mother did.

Black Instagram is the best Instagram.

This miracle finish just goes to show you what I've always said about the magnificent college bowl season.

On the plus side, the bleeding eye makes him look sort of badass despite his humiliation.

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

Shut up, Jameis.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

This isn't the norm. Most teams travel the day before a game. Every once in a while you'll hear of a team staying an extra week if they are on a different coast (or country) for 2 weeks

Nice model, but I prefer mine stock.

Hey Tone, we'll talk about Brady soon, but let's start with the part where your crystal ball tells you that Nostradamus was a Chinese kung-fu master.

Clearly this is the garb of a 15-century French mystic!

Look, it's simple: Cade wasn't able.