Playing NBA Jam on 2-player mode with nobody on the 2nd controller so you could just dunk your opponents’ souls away while they stood around and watched.

I feel like Teen Vogue said everything that needs to be said about nu-Miley with that “Miley Cyrus Wants to Be White Again” headline.

Shea Serrano: https://twitter.com/sheaserrano

Macy Gray, in character as Taffy from Idlewild.

Not a single one of these motherfuckers actually wanted the jobs they now have.

What good is a decades-younger former model wife if you can’t show her off at work?

I wonder how Dwyane Wade felt watching his more handsome doppelganger accept an award.

Beyoncé, in general. I sort of liked a couple of the singles on Destiny’s Child’s first album, but that was pretty much it. I moved from indifference to outright dislike after that time that she sang all of the nominated songs during an Oscar telecast for no reason. “Irreplaceable” and Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” aside, I…

He’s got to be in solitary, right? Literally everyone on Earth feels the urge to punch him.

I used to enjoy watching this specific pair of local afternoon news anchors because I always got the distinct impression that they really despised each other. It was if the scripted banter that they’d use as a segue was making the other’s skin crawl. I don’t know what caused it, but they’re not a team anymore, and I…

I was disappointed when I saw Molly go back to Dro until I remembered that my thirsty ass rewound their first sex scene like three times.

The presence of Michael Jai White took it to a Black Dynamite place for me, and that’s always good.

While this is technically not a lie, you realize your self-recommendations are visible from your profile, right?

Please accept this handful of knives duct taped together as an award for Xtreme edginess.

Test

I just want to see whether I’m still grey.

I’m the Charlotte of Seville