She wouldn’t say that to Lucy and Johanna’s faces!

I’m calling Viola Davis (Grammy) or John Legend (Emmy).

This is true.

He was just giving the twenty-something women what they want: elderly boss dick.

Astronomy got the ball rolling with Geoff Marcy, but there are more.

#WhyNotMeToo?

I watch the early-morning Hallmark reruns while getting ready for work (except for this time of year when they show shitty Christmas movies nonstop for eight weeks in a row) and, on a few occasions, Ricky takes her across his knee like a child and spanks her.

I need to see that Desi Arnaz episode.

I wouldn’t be surprised. SNL has missed some deeply obvious POC “gets”. There were an anomalously small number of hip-hop acts invited during the 80s ans 90s and, as great as it was to see Tiffany Haddish get a shot last week, her fanfare highlighted the fact that peak-Whoopi Goldberg never got the call. Issa Rae…

Don’t forget the Mike McCary cane!

AYEE-YAAAAYEE-YAAAAYEE-YAAAAYEEE-YAAAAAAAA!

If his wife had a gun, she could have shot her husband’s bullet before it hit his hand and hit her in the abdomen and this wouldn’t have even been an issue.

Have you seen pictures of his wife? She looks EXACTLY like government tyranny.

So #LiterallyEveryMan, then?

It’s hard out there for a simp.

Who cares how large you think her circle should be? If she’s not your thing, just watch other shows/specials/movies.

IDK. He’s doing a great job passing for Sammy Sosa after he fell off a cruise ship, washed up on a beach, and was revived after some vigorous CPR.

Bruh’s getting shut out of the picnics and the cookouts. Brutal.

White folks will take any opportunity to do blackface.

This trailer cracks me up which, I suspect, wasn’t the goal.