Did anyone else confuse Hammond for Atamanuik for a brief moment and fantasize that the sketch was leading up to a torch-passing?

She also points out that Jodie will be “the first adult animated show in almost 20 years that will star a black woman.”

Did they televise every award except for stunts?

The live TV viewers aren’t exactly SNL's target demo anymore.

When Steve Martin came onstage, my first thought was “Wow! John Goodman’s really slimmed down.”

Meek’s well-known to people who follow rap, but it’s not exactly unfair to call him a B-lister. 

I’m afraid for my mom. She’s in her 60s and (over)-uses baby powder and her sister suffered from ovarian cancer.

I can’t recall whether it was Christmas or not but, my grandmother gave me a few pairs of very, very large panties. They looked like they came out of a package, but they’d been folded by hand so, she knew how big they were compared to how big I was. She’d been a model before kids and marriage, and I always knew she…

*Mariel

If they really wanted to burn her, they could have just had her leave Dan for Artie.

She got paid and is still out here getting retweets from fans who don’t care that she was outed as a racist.

I’m so glad I didn’t have to type this myself.

She probably isn't allowed to.

I can’t really blame Leslie for breaking at Kenan’s magician flashing his press-on nails while giving that hilariously blank expression.

It’s the state’s top Almost-An-Ivy.

Fuck her for waking up every morning, getting dressed, and hitting people who came to her for help.

Collecting... hands?

They can both SMDFTB for doing this to me. 😢

Goddamm

Are they allowed to withhold originals like that?