That might explain why a black artist hasn’t won Album of the Year since 2008 — and even then, the win went to jazz musician Herbie Hancock for an album of Joni Mitchell covers. (If you were to guess that Hancock was the only jazz performer nominated for Album of the Year that year, you would be right!)

Nothing against Solange, but “Needed Me” (aka the We Aren’t Dating national anthem) deserved a Grammy.

Even if it were true, albeit a nice gesture, Beyoncé isn’t just a partial Spring Fling queen.

I used to enjoy hate-watching Morning Joe and getting righteously worked up for about twenty minutes while I get ready for work, but, I just can’t anymore. On the plus side, I Love Lucy reruns have caused my appreciation of Lucille Ball’s skills as a physical comedian to grow by the day.

My mother used to change channels any time GWB spoke and/or was covered on the news. I always hated this since, regardless of who we voted for, Dubya’s words and actions mattered. I spent eight years making snarky comments about how childish I felt she was being.

It’s ridiculous that there hasn’t already been a theatrically-released film about Harriet Tubman.

Is somebody “grading” these book reports, or can they just hand in some “Celie’s favorite color is purple, so she wore a purple dress” bullshit? Are there actual consequences for half-assing the assignment?

I don’t watch B99 regularly, but I like what I’ve seen. I’ve had one of her stand-up specials in my Netflix list forever, though.

I wonder how many Republican political careers have been saved by birth control and abortions.

And five days of vacation each month would be the norm.

Why don’t they just get some money?!

My takeaway is that, for dudes, three months pregnant and six months pregnant are the same thing.

FFS. Somebody please give 45 a Super Bowl ring so Putin can steal it so he’ll finally get over the idea that Putin admires and respects him. Tom Brady, I’m looking in your direction.

I’m just here to give Sen. Rob Portman the cyber-finger for not even having the decency to put together an autoreply for email messages received by his office. I’ve contacted him multiple times, and all it does is add your email to his mailing list. I have no fantasies about Portman reading it himself, but, if Sen.…

I’m going to be a grown-up and get over the fact that Jordan Peele impregnated someone other than me to wish them both the best.

It’s kind of worse. At least slaves had cabins. What has CNN ever given Trump?

Since you asked (in my imagination), I think she did carry Blue Ivy. But I also think that she wore padding beginning with the night that she announced her pregnancy. The 2011 VMAs were big for people like Gaga, Britney, and Katy Perry, but it didn’t really qualify as a big night for Beyoncé. She was basically there…

You mean what’s left after Isabelle Huppert and Emma Stone snatched most of it up?

fly in the buttermilk

I feel like the confluence of 50 Cent and those shitty wigs wrecked her whole career.