Nope. Let’s keep our mind on the real victim here: Hills Got Mail, on behalf of Val Kilmer.

Yeah. Those butts are getting whooped clean off when their moms find out.

Homeboy just wanted an excuse.

No one in 2016 does this by accident.

Is this really an example of Trump bending to the will of the GOP brass, or is Christie the victim of the best-executed humiliation conga in the history of US politics?

He’s got some degenerative disease, which is why his eyes look so... pointy in addition to not working.

15 yard penalty for that late hit

I love those “C’mon! Ben Carson’s one of you people, and he likes Trump!” ads they’re playing on black radio.

If weight-loss surgery didn’t faze him, what are crack and cardio going to do?

It’s not a pharmaceutical ad, but I just want people to know how much I hate this commercial:

I made the same mistake.

He’s gonna file the paperwork as soon as he finishes releasing his taxes.

For real. That smile only looks around 50% purposeful.

Did ya even try, Smokey? I Second That Skin Lotion was right there.

Daaaamn, how did I miss this?

Is that really Vince Neil? I don’t recognize him after he de-Lovitzed his face.

Ugh. This is infuriating. I hope he drowns in spoiled milk.

Wig or not, that fan gave her a pretty good jerk.

All the best to you too! Thanks for giving me a little more confidence to ask for the address of my choice.