Ha, I totally forgot about Jeb! while I was  mentally constructing my rank.

I’m a WOC college professor as well, and I’ve been too passive about how my students address me. I always introduce myself as Professor, which is what I’d prefer, but when we’re in the midst of an experiment in the lab, I’ll answer to whatever, as long as it is some version of my name.

I understand why Hillary has chosen not to take the Elizabeth Warren route and give Trump a taste of his own medicine by loudly calling him on his bullshit to his face. However, it almost pains me to watch her silently absorb his tantrums without meeting him on his own level.   

That orphanage was only three days away from retirement.

Yeah, but they’ll have to mix it up by combining it with some other scandal, like that episode about Paula Deen shooting Trayvon Martin.

So people will have to call him President Trump.

He looks off-putting, in a less-fat-Jonah-Hill kind of way.

HEYeeeeHEYeeeeHEYeeeHEYeeeYEAAAAAHHH

My worst bathroom experience was walking in on a disabled student peeing with the door open because the handicapped stall door wasn’t actually large enough to accommodate her chair. This was a largish state college around ‘00-’01, which way too fucking late for this to have happened. It was embarrassing enough for me…

The silver lining is that now Mann can’t use that knife and Thermos to murder a throng of policemen, rape a bunch of white women, or whatever else the officers who gunned him down (and/or tried to run him over) were imagining. /s

When I read the headline, I thought this article was going to be about Alton Sterling’s son, because I didn’t remember his first name.

Has Trump called in to Fox News yet to make sure that we know those employees were really unattractive? Like tremendously flat-chested?

I can’t fuck with Taye because of the way he always has something bad to say about black women.

Hold up. She’s engaged to one of the Bash Brothers from Mighty Ducks? The one who was clearly, like, 22 years old?

Is that really even in question?

What the Charlotte PD did release is hot bullshit. They’ve done absolutely nothing to bolster their credibility with anyone who thought Scott’s life was meaningful.

They probably only remember Reginald Denny.

Heard that in his voice.

Sounds like a Wet n’ Wild nail polish color.

I always thought French Montana sounded like something you could get at Arby’s.