Yeah, they’ve definitely published nipples before. I remembe being a kid and finding a copy of RS jammed between some of my dad’s records and being shocked to see a topless shot of some late-70s/early-80s model whose name is escaping me at the moment. Kid-me thought it was porn.

Yeah, but, Hillary stumbled today so, six of one, half a dozen of the other, amirite?

That would have been so petty and so beautiful.

There’s where we disagree.

Oh, I was under the impression that you mentioned his income and schedule as advantages because you felt he should use them to protest in a more “correct” way. What did you mean?

You, yourself, are proof that the attention she’s garnered is not uniformly positive.

Here’s the thing, though. If the cops suddenly kick down his door or flick on their lights, Colin Kaepernick will be still be black (not to mention large and athletic—features that can and have been used against victims of police brutality to justify officer overreaction). There’s no contract or endorsement deal will…

I wish Gabby Douglas was here to give no fucks.

Don’t worry about it. There’s no way you’re a bigger asshole than he is.

That song is the corniest shit ever, but I can’t get enough of it.

What a piece of shit.

Congratulations, No Malice. You no longer have the clunkiest revamped rap name.

Yeah, I’m not sure this is a black thing.

Setting the scandals aside, Manti Te’o’s greatest public achievement is almost winning a Heisman, compared to Ryan Lochte’s status as the poor-man’s Michael Phelps.

As sweet as schadenfreude is, the thought of Manafort being booted in favor of someone competent terrifies me.

I assume Ryan’s parroting the Lil Wayne-flavored version.

I think she was 5 when she made BotSW, but it didn’t come out until she was 8-ish?

Did they already use “Colored Athlete Steals Phelps’ Thunder” this Games?

They were only actually married for about 15 minutes, but it was the right 15 minutes.

I might be remembering this wrong, but, didn’t he kiss his side-chick first, then swoop back to his wife when Titanic won Best Picture?