I need more details.

Sarah Conner’s one of the baddest badasses in cinema history, no gender qualifiers needed.

Literally the only time I’ve felt attracted to him. Right after that, he completed his Orson Welles transition.

I honest to god visualized a foot flying square into the balls of the guy who spouted this nonsense before I got to the part where you said you were speaking to a woman.

I’m all for more Khandi Alexander on my TV.

Is the gun okay?

IMO, it’s almost odder that Spacey’s playing a father than a father who turns into a cat.

Yes. The fact that this site is just lousy with lefty womyn with blood coming out of our where-evers makes up for the fact that you obviously didn’t RTFA.

Fuck you, time. Shoes cost money!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KING

Why would the mother get pregnant again if she already achieved your imaginary goal of having money thrown at her.

And why would you delete your comment if it’s speaking the truth only you are brave (LOL) enough to conjure up?

Shed some light on these girls’ fathers (‘cause there’s no way there’s just one, amirite?). You seem to have the inside scoop.

Why? Wouldn’t that be one more thing you imagine yourself paying for in your elaborate welfare queen fantasy?

LOL at chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast suggesting that this woman could be a widow. I mean look at her kids, right?

Contrary to certain beliefs, not all black children are the result of unwanted pregnancies.

If they don’t, then Tonia’s one of those no-good, hoodrats with ten kids and eleven baby daddies (because people like her ain’t got no time for math, amirite?)

Ratatat’s remix of Biggie’s “Party & Bullshit” is great for this.

As epic as “B.O.B.” is, I’m gonnna have to throw my vote to “Ghettomusick”. It has built-in cool-downs.

This kind of thing has always been an (admittedly minor!) irrational fear of mine. I place the blame on that Warner Brothers’ cartoon where a panther escapes the zoo and briefly terrorizes the residents of a city. I don’t live near a zoo and I’d never go to one of these Discount Lion Safari places but, how fucked…

I kept praying for the Asian woman in the front to throw her drink on this idiot.