Best brain = best plan for veterans

Thumbs up on “Goldfinger”. A+ shower jam.

Ehhh, there are a few lyrics that might be iffy when applied to a wedding (IMO) but, on the other hand, you get those epic “Spottieottiedopalicious” horns.

I pretended to like Jack Johnson for a dude and I regret every moment of it.

I think I’ve heard this at every black wedding I’ve ever attended, right between Luther’s “Here and Now” and Atlantic Starr’s “Always”.

If “Hyperballad” was in any way danceable, I’d pick that one.

I’ve promised/threatened my dad that my hypothetical father-daughter dance would just to be the two of us doing the Electric Slide all alone.

That first clause is so eye-rollingly bullshit that I needed three tries to get through the entire statement.

Just looking at those Hiddleswift pictures is exhausting, and I’m not even the one on the clock.

I don’t remember the season number, but the designer was Ven Budhu, a one-note designer who likely shops in big & tall stores, but treated his client horribly for being in the 14/16 range.

THAT’S RIGHT, I HAVE 10 GUNS...

Right? I hate that I’m even typing this but, where’s Trump’s little pistol poking out from a luxurious golden merkin? Nearly every woman’s body gets hijacked* here, even if it’s not the real thing, but every dude’s swimsuit area is protected. FOH Kanye.

To be fair, that girl was probably microseconds away from turning into a demon and hitting that cop with a bolt of lightning that briefly made his skeleton visible. When it comes down to it, it was either brutalize that girl, or let himself be turned into pile of dust with a pistol and a badge in it.

And there’s a Missy song in the trailer. I might subscribe to HBO Now for this.

They (technically) popped our team championship cherry a week and a half before the Cavs did.

It’s true that Zoe’s far from the first actor to use prosthetics to get closer to their target, but I don’t think Cranston-as-LBJ or Kidman-as-Plath have the same baggage as widening the nose of a multiracial actress to make her features look more African. There’s a big difference between what Cranston did to look…

No.

Are we sure that’s not just an Ariana Grande filter?

He can have all the chips he wants now!

Jesus, that is disgusting.