I’m sure they’ll find a way to rule that Scott’s death was tragic, but pretty much his fault.

I’m glad to find that the grey-haired lady in the front is not Lori Petty, as I originally thought.

It’s okay to leave some thoughts inside your head.

My favorite part of that is that it means the L&O universe contains two sets of individuals—the real deal and in-universe poor man’s versions—who are living parallel lives.

Someone wears a version of this gown every year.

Sure, she’s bathing in his rays of false pride now but, as soon as this event ended, she went right back to not being allowed to suggest that he fix his goddamned spray tan.

LOL, yeah right. That’s just another unfortunate position Ivanka would have to assume.

The offscreen wail that followed that joke killed me.

And he’s daaaaamn bad too.

It’s the United States. Deep down, the “Tells It Like It Is” contingent agrees that non-white European, non-cis-hetero white males, and Muslims deserve this kind of treatment.

“each Kenyon student has the right to pursue their education, growth and development without obstacles created by sexual assault.”

That’s obviously the next step after the “Welfare Queen” well runs dry, right?

I’m so glad this film is tanking because it’s been bullshit from the jump, but I’m also sort of dying to see it because I like trainwrecks and I have a free PPV credit. Plus, I’m a fan who already knew who Nina was (and who she wasn’t) so I’m hoping to enjoy it for the hot garbage that it is.

I’m impressed that they paid extra for red onions instead of cheaping out on some Vidalias.

Should we even bother calling these police shootings “murders” anymore? Murders have consequences.

What makes you assume that any of these kids were unwanted?

Gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

I didn’t know that you could be charged with murder and manslaughter for the same crime.

Obviously, if this guy’s baby mamas just had better birth control, his extreme negligence wouldn’t matter.

Damn. Did Plaxico shoot himself in vain?