Bam was just looking for the perfect skeet.

Reading those posts is what finally tipped the scales toward actually watching the series.

As if the GOP actually wanted more black and brown Americans.

Classy braids leave the bulk on the inside. Everybody knows that.

Thanks for reminding me that “Tinder” was a thing that happened.

Dude just wants to support his wife’s quest for the White House while also kinda sorta making sure that he doesn’t have to go long distance with his girlfriend.

*sigh*

I was tempted to stop after “I have many black friends” because I thought I knew where the rest of this was going, but I’m glad I stuck around for the OMGWTFuckery.

That’s just how drugstores work, isn’t it?

He was my perfect man. Then social media happened.

I’m so embarrassed by how attracted I still am to Billy in this video.

Ancient Grandma is still alive?

I’m going to have to drown myself if it turns out that Ted Cruz’s number is higher than mine.

I don’t live in Ilinois, but I wish I could have voted against this woman. The way she contributed to the shrugging off of Rekia Boyd’s murder still makes my blood boil.

Props to her friends for calling her out on that bullshit.

“Over-inflated Ed Harris balloon, Rick Scott”

Sometimes government tyranny looks just like your mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How nice of FOX News to host that corpse’s wake.

FUCK YES. I can’t say that I liked the woman, but she was a ride-or-die chick, for sure. And her man slung rock, for sure.

I can’t say that I liked her, but I was interested to see if she could break Bess Truman’s record.