They thought they were there for a makeover!

Did I miss a longer obit from Monday?

I was watching a Trump interview ans having a low-grade anxiety attack at the thought of his presidency when I heard the news.

This looks terrible and her hair looks cute, but neither to the extent that I'll actually watch this.

I've always felt a bit sorry for this guy, because he ended up playing a show at the community college where I work way earlier than the natural progression of washed-up-edness would seem to warrant. It was only a year after his season aired. I remember seeing a poster and originally assuming that it was for a…

I'm just here to celebrate finally learning the name of this song. Thanks AVC!

Ha! One star!

No thanks.

How did Tim Robbins get to this point? Remember when he was Tim Robbins?

Aww. This is terrible news for somebody, probably.

Yeah, 64 slices of American cheese will do that to you…

With Tarantino, it doesn't count until the DVD's released.

Before Schonfeld, I thought I was gonna have to ride for Heems all by myself.

That illustration isn't supposed to look like Jared Fogle, is it?

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Gotcha. The trailer didn't give the impression that there was a mullet tacked onto that comically dense-looking Johnny Cash pompadour. It's heartening to learn that his hairstyle was supposed to look terrible in-universe, at least.

The rumor back in the day was that Jessica Alba allegedly stole that role out from under Jessica Biel, who also looks terrible blonde.

I never saw the film, but Michael Douglas' piece in "One Night at McCool's" looked absolutely ridiculous in the trailers. It wasn't a plot point, was it?

Did Nasim ever play a Mrs. Trump? Nothing personal against Cecily, but I thought of Nasim during her turn as the current version.

Did I spy a bootleg Laverne Cox in that Pepsi commercial? Girlfriend done come up.