Get a load of this pre-Madonna over here correcting everybody's grammar.

It's weird. When I heard this news, I felt a physical twinge of shock, then almost immediately mentally mocked myself for being shocked that this guy died this way. Either way, it's awful news.

Cause of/solution to all of America's problems.

*sigh*… Sears catalog.

I wonder if that one woman got that artificial jizz expansion pack she hoped for.

Right?! The Val party is decorated for Christmas. Cher's Val party dress is even something of a modified Mrs. Claus. Most importantly, Travis' "fine holiday fun" comment finally makes sense!

I watched Clueless about a million times without realizing that it took place around the end of fall semester.

Hassenger is making me feel better about craving Jolly Ranchers whenever I play Candy Crush.

I love Louie's dedication to food porn.

"All Lives Matter" is just shorthand for "That's Nice and All, But Can We Shift This Narrative Back to Me?"

Bah! He was just the favorite two years ago. Anything could happen!

They said a SBC-less version MIGHT come out.

Just… don't make this without SBC.

Those shows played with this by having the portly black dad from one series show up on the other portly black dad's show as a joke, but I can't for the life of me remember whether that happened on Family Matters or Fresh Prince.

Then it counts.

Bike or it doesn't count.

That ASL was real? I assumed she was just winging it like Mandela Guy.

Apparently Deftones were also in Paris tonight (though they are fine). I'm spending the night with them and a few glasses of wine.

Dear Rob Lowe,

I was a kid when I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka came out, so that phrase still makes me think of Alfie from My Brother and Me first.