Or a Nice & Smooth cover band.

But the "Mexicans are criminals" feels severely overblown.

Shit. You win.

I clicked that link expecting it to be this. Fucking. Commercial.

Child's Play scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. I remember watching it with my mother, even though I still have no idea how this happened because she's an enormous horror wuss and I was in the 3rd grade. That scene where Chucky tries to stab Chris Sarandon in his car scared me so badly that I went into full…

It's a shame Zelda Harris didn't do much of anything after this movie. It was "Crooklyn," then this, then nothing.

I don't know how old I thought he was, but it definitely wasn't 96.

The words "Cop Fiction" made me imagine a Drunk History-type series, only with cops justifying the black dudes they had no choice but to kill.

What would you suggest? Ignoring how sexy your cousin is?

I'm sure this will be to Manchester Prep what the current Fargo series is to that other Fargo series.

I think MacGruber deserves an honorable mention.

I'm sure Beck Bennett could have done better.

As great as this was, I'm kind of mad that they teased us with this. They'd better lock him down like Goodman's Linda Tripp.

(Whoo whoo)

"Is that aiight with you? Yeah. Keep bangin'"

Shit, turn this whole list into an anthology series.

You've gotta admit, the guy went out like a zero G.

Do indoor soccer championships count?

I wear my (textless) JD shirt once a semester, on the day we cover pulsars. To my extreme dismay, I am still waiting for a student to recognize the connection.

There's no way Brian Fellows doesn't show up next week. The only thing that's in question whether the guy who shot Cecil the Lion is indeed never going to be mentioned again.