Mine is People's Court. I started watching it when my local station started airing reruns around 3 AM while I was working on my thesis. A decade removed from that, I'm still DVRing the series, even though I rarely get to actually "catch up" on it.

Aww fuck. I already have a Kinja burner, but I'm not enthusiastic about juggling that account with a Kinja-fied version of this one.

Didn't you hear? A reality show character is POTUS now.

Okay, I'm calling it: It's officially time to quit making student loan payments.

I get what you're saying, but there are much worse videos to lose a VMA to (IMO) and there was basically no chance that "Hurt" would actually win that award.

You can learn to put up with gay people existing the same way the people around you have learned to put up with you existing.

As always, VMA winners will be determined by fan votes

I clicked this link expecting to read about Kendrick Billingham.

Nothing against Jordan Klepper, but 11:30 is still gonna be timeshifted Desus and Mero for me.

I swiped my little brother's kerchief to wear as a bandanna after he quit. He only joined so he could enter some Scouts-only drawing for Indians tickets and, when that didn't pan out, it was up for grabs.

Not into helping people I don't agree with.

He's like some horrific wish from "Big" gone wrong, a sniggering 12-year-old asshole perpetually trapped in a septuagenarian's body.

Those poor little canteen boys.

I'm a black woman with a white therapist and, even though that line was basically a throwaway, it cut me deep, haha. It reminded me of the time I worked up the nerve to vocalize the racial facet of some work-related anxiety I was dealing with, and my therapist sort of swerved it and didn t engage that aspect.

I haven't thought about the S2 menus or the Homer head in so long, but, fuck both of those things.

I liked when Jerry Sandusky remixed Kelly's response a few years later.

He was a big part of the reason I stuck with the series as long as I did.

39 is way too young. He was a good actor and he had a really great voice. I always thought he'd make a great voice actor.

Jeremy: White, 20s, baritone. Earnest lead singer looking for a new gig. Determined to change the world.

This sounds like a horrible idea and I am legitimately excited for it.