One of my biggest was realizing that Fran Sinclair, Lucille Bluth, and Mallory Archer were all the same person.

Speaking of Childish Gambino, it took me ages to hear "all I do is act me/ACME like a Looney Tune" in "Bonfire".

They barely qualify as different dudes.

I always thought that was a totally decent pun, and felt bad that such a lame dude thought it up.

When I was in 5th grade, my classmate's father came in to take part in Right to Read Week. Basically, parents would come in and read a book to their kid's class. My mom had done it a couple of years earlier, and she brought my favorite book from that time. My classmate's dad was a lawyer, and I remember him coming in…

I didn't know that "Holiday Road" was one of his songs until this past Christmas.

A cromulent pun wasted on a mediocre rapper.

He played bass in TwaüghtHammër.

I thought the same thing for years, up to and including attributing Jennifer's success to Hollywood nepotism.

A friend of mine used to pronounce it "INK-sis"

I'd known about Blink 182's "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket" for about a decade before I got the joke.

I spent years thinking that Gennaro was played by David Strathairn instead of Martin Ferrero, a far less prolific character actor.

They're different. I'm sure he thinks his offspring are very rapeable.

Meteor Man was better.

I can, but I just don't think that rape analogies like this like hold any water. Cancer, heart disease, etc. can either occur naturally (where the agent is chance) or be exacerbated by drinking, smoking, or eating like an asshole (where the agent and victim are one in the same).

Sure, Steve Jobs is a victim of a health crisis who is sometimes blamed for his bad outcome, but I think it's worth mentioning that tumors can't decide not to take advantage of a guy's pancreas, even though the opportunity is right there and they can get away with it.

I don't have a problem with her reacting to her own rape in her own way. I'm bummed that she chose the reaction that absolves her attackers.

I didn't realize the Bond franchise was a series of biographies.

I like her a lot, and every aspect of this story bums me out.

So does she, probably.