I'm not seeing it. Plus, Cate Blanchett's not sixteen.

Josh Gad and Jenifer Lewis

That was the last good VMA ceremony. It's just a coincidence that it's the last one to air during my high school years.

You joke, but the line between those two faces is getting blurrier and blurrier.

Lemghazi!

Not shooting in the gym.

I liked when he spit that hot fire.

I hope this means that Becky will do more than deliver a couple of lines in the hallway, then disappear around a corner, like she did for most of season 1.

Oh, I know. The video of the actual arrest doesn't include any cops intentionally blocking the camera. (Or none who realize they're being filmed from that particular angle, at least.)

As dumb as this fight was, it took 4-6 cops to "subdue" Wiz Khalifa? That guy's, what, 160 lbs after a family sized bag of Cheetos?

♪When wax is shaped like a hottie
And you can't control your body
Do The Creep! (Hahhh!)
Do The Creep! (Hahhh!)♪

"Oh! Here's my friend [Mr. Black]!"

I don't know, but I'm sure he'll be played by CBS's go-to black guy, LL Cool J.

Save me a seat!

If I'm a terrible person because I have the nerve to enjoy the downfall of the Duggar family while not being an angel, so be it.

The Eddie Winslow Sings for No Reason episodes were the best.

Hey, since you brought it up, my team placed second in the national 2006 Rube Goldberg Machine Contest!

Shit, I still think that.

One of my third grade classmates insisted on calling me Myrtle Urkel, and I hated it. Eventually, we made a deal that he could only do it on Fridays.

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